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Dear Gravity: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: C1797BDG
Cover Reads:
Dear Gravity,
Inside Reads:
You Suck. Signed, Everyone's Boobs. Happy Birthday, Booby!
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The pen-wielding woman on this Funny Birthday Card speaks for all lady boobs when she writes: 'Dear Gravity, You suck.' Don't let your best booby down by forgetting to wish them a 'Happy Birthday!' Pick up their spirits, at least, by penning your best wishes on this clever, colorful and gravitationally-challenged card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Dear Gravity
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Nickel
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
December 15, 2015
UPC:
745469998108
Availability:
In Stock
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