Much like the exciting childhood game of stick-rolling an iron hoop into oncoming traffic has gone by the boards, so too has the exhilarating joy of getting tangled up in a telephone cord and possibly choking. But you can happily remind a good buddy, girlfriend, relative or workmate of those bygone, death-defying play activities of old, and give them the gift of joyous mirth at the same time, by sending them the cute, hilarious, black-humored Birthday card featured here. The big B-Day girl or boy will be dialed into good cheer, ringing with laughter and choking on chuckles when you present them with the hysterically cord-ial missive.