Fat Lady: Humor Birthday Card

It ain't over - and somebody isn’t old - until the pretty plump opera star sings; so why not just terminate tubby's performance before someone gets too elderly? That's the bold, brash, belting, brilliant, funny message on this bright red, blue, white, yellow, brown and silver breast-plated B-Day card of best wishes and wise, witty planning. It will surely hit all of the high happy back row notes with all those so gifted it.