Not too mention all the valuable time you waste, also, when you DIY cut and paste and sew and trim home products instead of just buying them at a store. But, hey, don't let that dollars and commoncents reality spoil the creative fun. The pricey properties of arting and crafting are hilariously divulged on this colorfully and cleverly constructed B-Day card. And the hysterical greeting makes such a beautifully cheap gift that you can use the money saved to buy even more supplies! This hilarious card is by humorous artist Joey Heiberg, aka the Dolly Mama, whose latest book, "Between Men-O-Pause and Dead: Cry, Date, Laugh. An Artist's Hilarious Journey of Letting Go of the Past to Discover Herself in the Present" can be found on Amazon.