One Universe: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

When you actually do the math, it's a bit depressing still being single. But when you package those astronomical figures in a colorful, hilarious, space-aged birthday card featuring a pretty, cartoon, retro rocketwoman and combine them with 'countless wishes for a Happy Birthday!' it becomes downright joyous. Send someone celebrating a birthday to the moon (or any other planetary, or human, body) by transmitting them this delightful missive on a mission of good cheer.