Social Security Benefits: Funny Birthday Card

Hey, when you're a senior living on a fixed income, sometimes it makes smart sense to pool your pension with someone of the opposite sex - and if you can have a little actual sex on the side, all the better. Two sexy, colorful, sandaled old-timers hilariously hold hands on a park bench, marking and making time with one another to their mutual money and monkey business B-Day benefit. Old friends are the best friends, after all; and if they have some small amount of cash and carnal appetite left, hallelujah!