The Golden Years: Humor Birthday Card
Item #: C8154BDG
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Have Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Occasion: Birthday
Even the least poetical person you know, who's celebrating a Birthday, will love receiving and reading the hilarious, illustrated, aptly appropriate verse laid down in color and cleverness on the funny B-Day card available here. Especially written and pictured for those elders entering or living in their "Golden Years," but also perfectly acceptable and hysterical to gift to those of your friends, relatives and workmates on the cusp of seniority who enjoy some bawdy bodily function age-old humor. It's golden for the silver set, in other words and drawings.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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