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Candles I Blow: Funny Birthday Card for Women

Item #: C9309BDG
Cover Reads:
The More Candles I Blow... The Less Fucks I Give! Happy Birthday!
Inside Reads:
Make a Wish and Have a Happy Fucking Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Truer words were never more profanely and hilariously spoken and beautifully illustrated on a Birthday card: the more you blow, the less you give a F*#@. The lovely retro lady pictured on this flaming funny greeting sure knows how to blow, and she'll be a blazing beacon of B-Day good cheer to any friend, relative or colleague you know who's "celebrating" turning yet another year older. Tasty humor and cursed truths served up classy, sassy and sexy.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Candles I Blow
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Offensive+Delightful
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
January 4, 2021
UPC:
745469255331
Availability:
In Stock
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