Zoe Size Zero: Funny Birthday Jumbo Card

Saint Zoe, the patron saint of skinny bitches, is portrayed in all her thin, size zero glory on this (ironically) extra-large Birthday Humor Card. Bordered in purple with gold swirlies, Saint Zoe floats though the clouds with her angel wings to dine on skimpy meal portions and weigh herself constantly on the bathroom scale. This big, beautiful, bitchy birthday card comes with the full-scale admonishment inside: 'Have Another Piece Of Cake, For God's Sake.' Funny and flighty enough for big and small women alike to enjoy on their birthday.