Virtual Reality: Funny Birthday Extra Large Card

Ah-ha, we "knew" there was a catch to this virtual reality craze! As the aged gent with the glasses points out to his blonde haired spouse on this big, pink bordered, laugh loaded, cartoon illustrated, huge B-Day card, if you already can't stand reality, how are you going to enjoy it virtually? Epically wise, witty words, indeed; making a wonderful, thoughtful, humorous, real world, garrulous, giant greeting card to gift to some lucky celebrant sure to fully appreciate it in the here and now.