Welcome to AARP: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

There's no mistaking the message delivered on the Jumbo Size Welcome to AARP Birthday Humor Card, even for the age-related vision impaired. It's spelled out with big, bold blue, red and black letters, on a bright white background, right in the birthday celebrant's face: now that you've turned 50, 'BIG WELCOME TO AARP.' Not so subtle, but hugely and truly funny, this large card serves as both a 'Happy Birthday' greeting for the fifty year old, and certification of their pre-authorized qualification for membership in AARP.