Mermaid Bra: Humor Birthday Extra Large Card

Finding a properly fitting brassiere is hard enough for lady landlubbers, let alone ocean-dwelling half-fish, half-human women. It's got to be shell-shaped and water resistant, for sure, and snug and comfortable enough to allow for fast swimming and surface floating alike, enticing enough to lure men/boobs into Daisy Jones' locker. In big, bold, bright peach and sea green colors and scales, this giant, hilarious cartoon card will epically lure and hook anyone with a good salty sense of fun celebrating a huge special Birthday.