Sh*t Happens: Funny Birthday Large Greeting Card

The bad news is: as you get older it takes longer to drop a satisfying dump. The good news is: when you're old and retired, you've got way more time on your ass to sit on the stool and doo-doo it. In big, bright white, gray, green, blue, red, yellow and, of course, brown, an ancient geezer and his upside-down cake are hugely hilariously cartoon pictured contemplating that slow-mo bowel movement conundrum, to liven up and laugh the crap out of anyone given this funny, fecal focused, giant joke gift card.