Apparently, at the penitentiary cartoon pictured on this funny Blank greeting card, the guards like to act as parents to the prisoners, as well as protectors of the peace. At least, that seems to be the humorous case with the prison official in the blue uniform who's chastising the departing con in the blue jeans and yellow and green striped shirt about cleaning up his cell before he hits the bricks a free man. You can both lock-in the hilarity and release the laughter by sending a special friend, family member, coworker or ex-convict you know this bright, witty missive of clean mirth.