Two Pound: Humor All Occasions Card for Women

This has been the question women have asked for a really long time...How eating 2 pounds of chocolate can make you gain 5 pounds of weight. Even though the ladies might say that you don't have to get them chocolates for any special occasion, such as Valentine's Day, but you would be smart not to believe them. They really are wanting and even expecting it. Plus, another useful bit of information, whenever they make a comment such as, "You don't need to get me any chocolate...I'm too fat now." You would be wise to contradict their statement, even if it's true. So, give this blank, All Occasion card to someone that may be asking this same question today. And you will be sure to pack on the 'laughs' with this funny card offered only at NobleWorks.