Born In A Barn: Funny Christmas Card

Sure, Jesus may be the Reason for the Season, performed miracles, walked on water and died for everyone’s sins and all that, but it doesn't mean Jesus gets away with leaving the damn door open. WWJD, you ask? Let the chilly weather in, apparently.

Light-hearted Jesus jokes are not PC exactly, but what is nowadays? Nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks. Given His mad storytelling skills, you have to imagine Jesus had a pretty keen sense of humor, which is why we have created funny Jesus Christmas cards. Let the spirit of the season incite a laugh or two — even if that said spirit is a few too many fingers of vodka. We don’t judge. Actually, we would probably join you for a drink. Make mine a double.

Our Born in Barn Christmas card is just plain funny and would be appropriate (we say that loosely) for both religious and non-religious holiday celebrators. Funny Jesus Christmas cards are great for the holidays. Forget those overly serious, syrupy cards that include angels, sleighs and 19th century Norman Rockwell forest scenes. Joy to the world, right? What’s more freaking joyful than sending off-the-wall and mildly offensive holiday cards to create a little holiday cheer (and horror?). Keep ‘em on their toes, so we say.

Regardless, Jesus jokes are quite topical during the holidays. Don’t buy into this whole politically correct “Merry Christmas” versus “Happy Holidays” semantics crap. Do you think deities care about it? Doubtful. People just like to argue. What would Jesus do if He received this Born in a Barn Christmas card? Probably laugh. Your friends will, too.