Wish somebody special a Happy New Annum both colorfully and off-color, no F'ing doubt about it, with this proudly and humorously profane greeting card of crafty good cheer and best wishes. Joyous sentiments for the year changeover on the calendar are creatively, cursingly stitched out in pink, blue, purple, green, red, yellow, orange and brown, along with exciting starbursts, on a white macrame board background, to express your sensational feel-good F'in' A sentiments. A garrulous greeting card maybe not suitable for Grandma, but sure to be greatly appreciated by everybody else who will applaud your excitement and enthusiasm, and good-natured generosity.