Jehova's Witness: Funny Halloween Greeting Card - Dog

Come Halloween you won't find too many Jehova's Witnesses sitting on the porch with a bucket full of candy, in fact most of them vehemently despite Halloween or "Hallows Eve." They don't want bothered by something they don't enjoy, but they sure don't have much of a problem waking us up every Saturday morning trying to read us scripture and get us to come to their kingdom hall, do they? This is the perfect Halloween card to give to that Jehova's Witness friend with a sense of humor, or someone who can't stand them as much as they can't stand Halloween. All of our cards are proudly printed in the U.S.A. on the highest quality recycled card stock, get em' while they last!