Throughout history and prehistory the male of the human species has attracted the female with his ability to provide food and security. The Popcorn Touch Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards honors that traditional division of the sexes with a twist and a dash of twisted humor. This wily male has come up with a clever new tool to get his date to grab his tool. If you also feel that Valentine's Day is an over-commercialized money-making ploy for retail companies and you want to let your partner know exactly what you want, this card is sure to make both of you laugh and bring satisfaction. And you're highly unlikely to find it at your local greeting-card retailer. If you decide to try this ploy at home, may we suggest that you go heavy on the butter but light on the salt and cayenne pepper?