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Hump Day: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Item #: 2034
Cover Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day, Or As My Single Friends Call It... Hump Day!
Inside Reads:
Hump Day!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Why is Valentine's Day funny? Because couples try to get lucky with one another. Why? We thought it was guaranteed sex. Single people can sit back, relax and just see what happens.  Forget Wednesday. Valentine's Day is the true hump day, and single people can explore their options. Unlike couples, singles aren't stuck with their valentine. Luckily for singles, everyone feels a little lonely on Valentine's Day, so getting laid is like Cupid shooting horny fish in barrel.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Hump Day
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Stan Makowski
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2010
UPC:
745469020342
Availability:
In Stock
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