Screw the Chocolate: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

If your relationship with your significant other is rated PG, this is not the card for you. At NobleWorks Cards, we pride ourselves of offering a wide selection of dirty Valentine’s Day cards perfect for people who live R-rated lives, and this one by David Skidmore is one of our favorites.

This sexy Valentine’s Day card is ideal for anyone who’s hot and bothered for their main squeeze, and wants to cut to the chase. If you want to skip all the pleasantries and go straight to the pleasure, this naughty Valentine’s Day card will set the tone for date night. It will match perfectly with that set of fuzzy handcuffs you just bought.