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Prozac Turkey: Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card

Item #: 3501
Cover Reads:
For Once We're Going To Have A Happy Family Get-Together. I'm Stuffing The Turkey With Prozac.
Inside Reads:
Happy Holidays.
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If you have the typical dysfunctional family get-togethers that resemble a brawl at the local bar, then this would be the perfect card to send to your relatives' for Thanksgiving. If you're being honest, then nearly every family has those members that are constantly making comments, or starting trouble in one way or another. While, they may not get the message even if they are sent this card, everyone else would...Share some quality laughs with those you love this Thanksgiving season, send them a card they won't soon forget from NobleWorks.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Prozac Turkey
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Martin Bucella
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
March 15, 2011
UPC:
745469035018
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By JAMES
Cornelius, NC
crazy funny
November 13, 2020
i wish i could do this
By kbkazoo
portland, or
spot on and so funny
November 24, 2019
how many times have I thought gatherings would be easier if I stuffed something in the turkey other than bread?
Pros
  • it says what we have all been thinking!
Cons
  • none!