Fucking Bahamas: Humor Graduation Greeting Card

Who doesn't want to retire? In adolescence, it all looks like chilling out at home and vacations to the Bahamas. Screw studying. Screw college. And to hell with graduating - lawsuits are where it's at! Illustrating the mouthiness (and wiseass-ness) of today's youth, this graduation card isn't meant for the valedictorians or class presidents out there. Rather, it's for the kid with an attitude who makes a living out of getting around the rules, and you're grateful that they're even scheduled to receive a diploma without a detour through summer school. No matter what the judgmental ones may think, this card's hilarity will be loved by whoever receives it. So, don't be shy - send your doing-it-my-way high school graduate a card they will definitely appreciate.