Throwing old guys into an active volcano "is" one type of retirement plan. As featured in full color comic hilarity and hijinks on the tribal workplace All Occasions card on sale here. The humorous, half naked, screamingly hysterical Blank greeting can be used to wish somebody special a Happy Retirement, of course; but it can also be successfully hoisted up and out to a friend, family member or colleague to say Congratulations, Get Well, Good Luck, Miss You, Hi, Sorry, Thank You or to send best wishes on a New Job with, hopefully, a gold plated rather than fire treated retirement plan.