Old MacDonald had a farm ... and 'had his way' with at least one sheep, according to the Two Timing Jerk Funny Card from NobleWorks. The front of this hilarious card shows a bright blue sky, green grass, cartoon picture of a man and woman walking hand in hand past the sheep meadow, while in the background, an angry ewe holds up a sign proclaiming the man a 'Two-Timing JERK!' The inside of the card is deep blue in color and left blank for you to write in anything you'd like to add, good or baaaaad. Don't be sheepish and keep this fun and fanciful card down on the farm; dole it out to anyone who enjoys a wild and woolly greeting.