Thong World: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

When you're a saleswoman at "Thong World," career "burnout" can take on a whole new eyeful of a meaning. But rather than try to unsee the fat guy in the butt splitting underwear featured front and cover and interior of this hilarious Birthday card, why not buy it up and send it out to a friend, family member, colleague or confirmed chubby chaser who's turning another year older, and let them blow out their cheeks with laughter and good cheer at sight of the hysterical Birthday greeting. With colorful and comic buns of butter and a Billy Crystal made famous character catchphrase, this is one amusingly good cheer Birthday glute greeting everybody can get behind once exposed to.