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Aspirin for Lunch: Humor Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 5394K
Cover Reads:
An Aspirin A Day Will Help Prevent A Heart Attack If You Have It For Lunch Instead Of A Cheeseburger.
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Less burgers, more drugs. Isn't that just like a doctor, always pushing the pills and condemning the good eats? Let your friends, family members and colleagues heal whatever ails them (whether it's an actual medical malady or just a dose of daily depression) with some laughter, delight and good cheer by prescribing them this funny, feelgood, physician and patient Blank card. They'll feed off the comic illustrations and caption to help replenish their fine, upbeat spirits.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Aspirin for Lunch
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Glasbergen
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469253948
Availability:
In Stock
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