Some things never change - like a parent lecturing and hectoring an offspring about how tough Dad or Mom had it back in the day, and how easy daughter or son now has it in the present. The TV channels "do" change, however, one way or another. A retro father and his darling little blonde girl in her pretty pink dress are playfully pictured tuning in to an old black and white television set in their yellow wallpaper, green carpeted living room. This hilarious greeting card is guaranteed to get great reception from anyone gifted the humorous All Occasions missive. And it's Blank on the inside for you to write in your own station identification or sign off, if you feel the ratings will be worth it.