If you give a F#*@ (as in "Fart") about the feelings of your wife, husband, partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or other loved one, you'll give them this funny, creative, good natured, nose noxious All Occasions card for joking and cheering purposes. With a photo of a retro couple canoodling over a plate of bacon and eggs, amidst a passing gaseous cloud, your Anniversary, Birthday, Bachelorette, Congratulations, Divorce, Engagement, Friendship, Miss You, Retirement, Sorry and Wedding best wishes will be hard to ignore and hugely laughter inducing. Because a whiff of flatulent humor never hurt anyone, only helped.