Listen Carefully: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Real talk here: The Bible leaves us with a lot of questions. Not the "why is there evil" kind of questions, but the more practical ones, such as why there is no mention of Jesus as a teen?

This mature birthday card is perfectly suited for your friends who know their way around the gospels, but still appreciate a good, family friendly laugh. It's a reminder that Jesus may have been Jesus, but people will always be people. Designed by Ephemera, this funny birthday card is available in two sizes and any quantity you need (as long as you aren't going for loaves and fishes kinds of numbers).

Whether it's Old Testament or New Testament, King James or Book of Mormon - whatever version you prefer, Happy Birthday means Happy Birthday. So Lordy, go forth and have a great day.