Wash It Text: Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card

We don’t make cards for PG-rated people, and you can’t spell “romance” without the letter R.

This dirty Valentine’s Day card gives a whole new meaning to the letters O and K, and further reaffirms the value of good hygiene. Let’s face it, my dudes: If she’s suggesting that you need to wash your junk before a V-Day BJ, then that implies you haven’t been keeping things as clean as you should.

Share a laugh with this outrageously naughty Valentine’s Day card and join the campaign for cleanliness. It’s available with bulk discounts, in case you feel like telling a lot of guys to hit the showers this year. You do you.