Arrivals Departures: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 7792
Cover Reads:
Arrivals: Saggy Boobs, Wrinkles, Stretch Marks, Big Ass, Cellulite, Varicose Veins, Hot Flashes, Mood Swings. Departures: Smooth Skin, Small Sizes, Firm Buns, Girlish Voice, Flat Tummy, Perky Tits, Slender Arms, Romance
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Turbulence-Free!
Occasion: Birthday
Don't worry, ladies, it's all just a funny flight of fancy in order to amuse and delight any older woman celebrating a Birthday! Or is it? Any of your mature female friends, family members and coworkers who have a good sense of humor about aging, and don't mind seeing the good natured insults fly around on their Birthday, will be cleared for giggling, chuckling and guffawing when gifted the hilarious Birthday joke card available here. The garrulous, colorful, comic gag greeting will land lots of amusement with those older gals you choose to wing it on out to in honor of their latest on time birth anniversary.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Arrivals Departures
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2006
UPC:
745469077926
Availability:
In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
I have loved this card for years
March 22, 2019
I saw this card a couple of years ago. I have found it funny ever since. I have several traveling companions who will also die laughing.
Pros
- Fits for those on the go.
Cons
- This may not make sense to some.