You are 18 Bitch: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

The most anticipated Birthday of all...turning 18! Once this goal is reached they think their life is magically going to change somehow. All the threats of having to do their chores, finish their homework, and basically do as their told in general will just disappear. They automatically become an 'Adult'....Too bad they don't realize they still have to continue doing all these despised things. At least until they actually get a job, and their own place, oh,, and pay all their own bills for food and clothing and everything else life throws at you once you take on that awesome responsibility of being an adult. But that's ok, they'll find out soon enough. Let them fantasize for a day or two.