You are 50 Bitch: Funny Birthday Card

Ah, the big 'Five O'....That in itself requires a smartass card! If you know someone that's turning 50, then this funny card from NobleWorks could be ideal for them. It's not like the ordinary, run-of-the-mill, "You're over the Hill" type of card. Instead, we want them to know that they have their whole life ahead of them. It no longer matters what has happened in the past. All of their struggles, their trials and errors, their hardships and heartaches are behind them now. The only thing that should even warrant their concern is what's yet to come. Although, they do get to keep their knowledge that they've gained through all their struggles. That way, it'll make their life much easier. Plus, they now get the privilege of being a 'Real Bitch'.