If you and/or your friends and coworkers are of a certain (older) age, then you need to keep a good and garrulous collection of Retirement greeting cards on hand. Like the sensational set of ten humorous and happy Retirement missives available for purchase and usage right here. Taking a permanent leave of absence from the workforce is something to be hysterically celebrated, and every one of these funny and fabulous greetings gets the jubilation job done. Elderly penguins, tropical beavers, beachgoing cats, lazy kittens, tumbleweed-watching westerners, cloned couch potatoes - this joking and partying employment stoppage card grouping has it all, to reward and recognize all those lucky former working stiffs you know.