Drive Thru: Humor Father's Day Card

It's amazing what you can get at drive-throughs these days - even surgical procedures. Just ask the poor, frazzled, frustrated dad with the brood of squabbling kids in the backseat. He's using his V-card discount to eliminate his chances of ever picking up any more newborn brats at the hospital. Your long-suffering and utterly awesome daddy will get a great big laugh and be filled up with good cheer when you deliver this funny, cartoon, cardboard snippet Father's Day joke greeting to the great and patient parenting man on his big June day of hard-earned recognition and reward.