Five C's: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Finally, the perfect plan for an awesomely amorous Valentine's Day, set down in convenient and easy-to-remember checklist form on a handy cardboard card, for all to C. Your sweetheart - husband, wife, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, other - will be yours for the (safe) taking when you gift them the clever and colorful countdown to V-Day good-times greeting on sale here. Strictly for consenting adults, and horny teenagers, the rose, heart and vine decorated funny missive guarantees that February 14th will have a happy ending.