Matzoh Ruin: Funny Passover Card

Ah yes, that flat, dry, unleavened, brittle bread that has been eaten at Passover celebrations for the past 3,000 years, and counting. Does any Jew really like it? No, not really, but it's as much a part of the traditional seder meal as the four cups of wine used to wash away its cracker-like taste. So, if you and your friends, relatives and colleagues are religious Israelites who commemorate the Hebrew peoples liberation from Egypt during ancient times, have some fun with crumby matzoh using the humorous, breaking-bread Passover card on sale here for deliciously funny distribution.