Major League Pitchers: Funny Father's Day Greeting Card

God bless Dad for focusing on priorities. Dan Piraro's offbeat sense of humor is on full display in "Bizarro," a comic strip that appears in countless newspapers across the country. This scene, however? It's likely a lot less bizarre. In fact, we bet countless fathers have given their kids the exact same advice.

Every son can give his dad a major league laugh this Father's Day with this hilarious Father's Day card. It's a perfect start to a day where you take Dad to the park for a game on his big day. Maybe your own attempt at a major league career didn't go so well, but at least you'll pitch a shutout with a card that hits the funny bone right out of the park.