Roses Are Blue: Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Judge him by his size, we will not. Fair game for mocking, his poetry is. (Special aside for “Star Wars” nerds: Friends give Valentines to each other, so stop with your robot-love nonsense.)

If your lover or sweetheart is a “Star Wars” fan, they will love this card with its meaningful, although backward, sentiment. Drawn by the brilliant Maria Scrivan, this funny Valentine’s Day card features a safe-for-work sentiment that’s perfect for friends, family, co-workers, students, teachers and others — especially sci-fi fans and younglings who love absurd humor.

This silly Valentine’s Day card is available with a bulk discount that gets deeper the more copies you buy, so order enough for your entire Jedi order. Or Imperial Legion — Dark Siders need love, too.