Never Find Your Body: Funny Anniversary Card

This flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, artsy and crafty Anniversary card is to die for. It has a real, red-blooded, physical appeal. Everyone will love our twisted Anniversary humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after your loved one opens this colorful, hilarious card and they read the humorously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your special someone a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Anniversary card. Flowers, chocolates and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer sexy card will inject some much-needed adult loving levity into your commemoration celebration and communication.