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Beer Makes You Lean: Humor St. Patrick's Day Card

Item #: C5694SPG
Cover Reads:
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean...
Inside Reads:
...Against bars, tables, chairs, walls. Cheers to you on St. Patrick's Day!
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At last! The greatest, most glorious, gulpable, liquid diet ever revealed - on the front of this bright green, bubbly amber, white-foamed Saint Patty's Day card! BEER will make you … oh, the inside of the upbeat, drink-down card conceals the funny actual facts. Okay, well, even if this colorful, clever, tasty greeting won't get anyone losing weight, it will certainly make them gain guffaws and load up on laughter, when you pour it on out on the most Irish day of the year.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Beer Makes You Lean
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
September 16, 2019
UPC:
745469240122
Availability:
In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
Excellent choice for the young at heart
March 12, 2020
Super funny for the bar crowd.
Pros
  • Love this card for a specific audience.
Cons
  • Some people may not find this funny.