Everything I've Wanted: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

They say 'possession is nine-tenths of the love.' And by 'they,' we mean NobleWorks, on this card. A pair of blonde lovers is dynamically and erotically pictured kissing in a clinching embrace on the front of this torridly red, black, purple, blue, orange and skin-toned V-Day card. While the passionate words of praise and possession are lettered out in crimson for humorous and heartfelt effect. Take hold of this clever, colorful love card and capture the one you desire by gifting it out to them. It's a cinch!