Retiree Alarm Clock: Humor Retirement Card

Forget the snooze button that 'temporarily' allows you a little more sleep before you're forced to roll out of bed and off to work; for the retiree, the pillowy, dreamy 'choice' is between getting up or going back to sleep for as long as they want (with ample prescription pills to help them along back into slumberland, if so needed). In a clever, cartoon, green saturated, pleasant design, the life of the disemployed is laid out in warm, joyous, funny style. Any previously sleep-deprived, recently work-offloaded individual will greatly appreciate the jubilant hilarity and sweet, comforting reality of this nod of congrats greeting card.