A pithy, pitch-perfect golf quip is but one thing that makes this giant retirement card hugely special. There's also the white weathered board background that the well-rounded massive message is written on; and the oversized, bright, vivid, pink, yellow, red and green flowers that gracefully surround the mirthful saying in watercolor resplendence. And there's also a teed-up golf ball on the exterior and interior if this enormously funny card that ties the whole thing together in tremendous style and epic good taste and perfect form. Nothing par for the course about this great big gorgeous send-off card, in other words.