The arrival of a new baby can lead to an enormous lot of fretful worrying on the part of the parents. So, reassure them, calm down the mom and dad jitters, with some epic words of wisdom inscribed in large pink and blue script on a big soothing pink and white background featuring a peacefully slumbering angelic newborn. No need to mention diapers, feedings, teething, tantrums, etc … at this panic-stricken, partially paralyzed and fully exhilarated point. Give the giant gift of cute, humorous, mellow, good-natured congratulations - and then get as far away as you possibly can.