A simple, easy to follow, easy to laugh at, complimentary, humorous, large, mathematical formula equates to … an age-old insult. On this huge, bright, colorful, statistical, funny 50th B-Day massive card. In vibrant red, green, blue, orange and black, against a weathered white board background, physical, attitude and emotional numbers are added together to arrive at … a finger pointing, green prose conclusion of great elderliness. "Great" elderliness, to charmingly, wittily, wonderfully, arithmetically celebrate someone special's big day of fiftieth birthday epic commemoration.