Thank God for cellphones: One of the most valuable services to society they provide is they let moms tell dads what they need from the store before they leave. Back in the day, that didn't happen, and nothing could make Dad's eye twitch like having to make a second trip for more groceries.
While Dad is preparing to spend his precious Sunday in his man cave, give him this "Forgot We Needed Eggs" funny Father's Day card from the quirky mind and pen of cartoonist Tom Cheney. Sometimes, making fun of mom is a better Father's Day present than a tie, and this card that relies on primitive, age-old husband-wife humor is a perfect fit. He'll cave in with some big chuckles of his own, and you and your siblings can grab some popcorn and watch the show as mom and dad get into it again.