Life is a bit more casual than it used to be. Back in the day, most dads had to strap on a tie as part of their work wardrobe. That meant that ties could be a legitimate Father's Day gift that could serve a practical purpose.
But these days, where business casual has relegated ties to formal occasions, ties are a bit more personal and strategically chosen by the wearer. That means your dad is perfectly capable of getting his own ties, so stop being a thoughtless twit and get him something he'll actually appreciate, instead of a waste of a tie featuring your favorite colors.
Papa may not be the easiest to shop for, but this funny Father's day card should surely make dad laugh, especially if he's the type to play a little rough.