Ask Grandma: Funny Mother's Day Greeting Card

Here's a Mother's Day card that will have mom laughing hysterically, especially any mother who has a daughter. Mainly because it champions the last safe bastion a mom can use to punish their child: Sarcasm.

Spanking? No, stop hitting your child. Take your "good old days" ideas and flush 'em, grandpa. Time outs? Meh, sometimes the kid actually likes it, so that doesn't to the job. Grounding? That's as much a punishment for Mom, because all of a sudden, she has to add prison guard and warden to her already long list of tasks. But a well-played dose of sarcasm? Perfect. Puts those egotistical brats right in their place. And think of the memories you make!

This card reminds kids that, even though they are the best kids in the world, sometimes they aren't so great. Perfect for Mother's Day gifts in both generational directions, this card will be a hit.